The Danzig beckons

Late twenties
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gaarrus:

Mᴀss Eғғᴇᴄᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴs

That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not “eyeball it!” This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

(Source: gaarrus, via kandros)

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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Anonymous asked: So, is it completely ok to send a guy close up pictures of you bussin your pussy wide open when he asks for nudes rather than pictures of your whole body?

sideniggaparalegal:

thefatgawd:

classicassi:

thefatgawd:

classicassi:

thefatgawd:

classicassi:

thefatgawd:

kingjaffejoffer:

Yes. 

If I wanna see your whole body I’ll just go to your IG or tagged/me.

If I asked for nudes I’d want to see something filthy

Find a cucumber and sit on that bitch. Take a picture. Make me a salad with it afterwards.

YOU NEED TO FIND SOME CHILL

I am chill. That right there is super chill.

You don’t wanna see when the chill is really gone.

You asking for salad with pussy juice as the dressing that is not chill ):

That’s chill as fuck. I love pussy. I love cucumbers.

What if her pussy taste like a combination of sewage and old bath water

Why in the world would I be fucking with a chick who got a nuclear meltdown pussy? :/

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fuckyeahfluiddynamics:

In the dark of the ocean, some animals have evolved to use bioluminescence as a defense. In the animation above, an ostracod, one of the tiny crustaceans seen flitting near the top of the tank, has just been swallowed by a cardinal fish. When threatened, the ostracod ejects two chemicals, luciferin and luciferase, which, when combined, emit light. Because the glow would draw undesirable attention to the cardinal fish, it spits out the ostracod and the glowing liquid and flees. Check out the full video clip over at BBC News. Other crustaceans, including several species of shrimp, also spit out bioluminescent fluids defensively. (Image credit: BBC, source video; via @amyleerobinson)

fuckyeahfluiddynamics:

In the dark of the ocean, some animals have evolved to use bioluminescence as a defense. In the animation above, an ostracod, one of the tiny crustaceans seen flitting near the top of the tank, has just been swallowed by a cardinal fish. When threatened, the ostracod ejects two chemicals, luciferin and luciferase, which, when combined, emit light. Because the glow would draw undesirable attention to the cardinal fish, it spits out the ostracod and the glowing liquid and flees. Check out the full video clip over at BBC News. Other crustaceans, including several species of shrimp, also spit out bioluminescent fluids defensively. (Image credit: BBC, source video; via @amyleerobinson)

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holdyourghost:

welcometothepokemoncenter:

LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT GOODWILL

omg please watch this

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